What do I do?

Inspired by chatter's in a chatroom. Can't believe I wrote this!

How do you do?
It's good to hear from you.
I sure would enjoy
Seeing your pussy once more.
I'm sitting here
With a hard dick and a beer.
Well, here I sit
Tell me what to do with it.

Poor, hard cock.
Just stick it in a sock.
If that wont do,
Try using your shoe.
You could use a mit,
Play with your balls a bit.
Maybe a cold shower,
Stay there at least an hour.

You would groan,
Surely let out a deep moan,
If I were to suck
That hard cock with which your stuck.
Sucking you deep,
Swallowing your cum, letting none seep.
Your not on my menu,
So your thoughts should just discontinue.

BK 2002