Little Johnny

We all know what it's like to be a child. Here it is written down!

There was a boy called Johnny,
Yes! that was his name.
His mummy was called Bobby,
And his daddy was the same.

Now Johnny had a best friend;
A little dog called P.
His doggy got that cute name
Because he liked to Wee.

So this is Johnny's happy life
As happy as can be.
With mum and dad and P, the dog,
Who liked to go Wee Wee!