The New Year Chuckle

When others prompt a new year resolution.

The New Year Chuckle
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Hey guys! Hold it right there.
The New Year’s upon us and
You are stripping me quite bare.

Suddenly I am paranoid
Got problems, I do not trust,
To top it all,I’ve got a huge bust

So I tell you guys what I think
It's not I, that’s to take care
To return from the brink.

I hate to be physical
So lyrical I shall be
Dare you,do not return to me

I'll punch you on your teeth
Till they come quite loose
Swallow them all, nothing to choose

Then send you right home
To bed, dream and sleep,
All the while you swallow your teeth

Wake up in the morning and
Try brushing your teeth,
None there..oh,try looking beneath

Examine your puffy fundament
And what do you find
Wonder, behold, you’re not blind

They’re stuck in the anus
All chattering, white and free
The wrong aperture, wildly
Is laughing back at thee.