Punch, Shove, and Belittle Buffet

Slather on the charm, make them believe every word.

Ingredients

* A couple of strong hands
That follows your demands.
* Big muscular arms
That can set off alarms.
* Swift-moving feet,
Like an athlete.
* Eyes that shoot darts,
And can stop people's hearts.
* A mouth that can spew insults,
Like those from the darkest occult.
* A big body for you to sit upon,
The person you see as your pawn.

Preparation

Be as charming as humanly possible,
Make them believe nothing is impossible.
Lather them up with sweet, sensitive words,
Like you're as gentle as a couple of love birds.
Build their trust in you as something supernatural,
Never giving them a glimpse that it's simply collateral.
Try to separate them from family and friends,
Keeping them close under your telescopic lens.
And just when you have them right where you want 'em,
When just your glance makes them quickly succumb,
Slash out verbally, be loud, firm, and demanding,
Make sure they know, no one will be intervening.
Shove them hard, so they slide across the floor.
Better yet, if their head slams into the door.
Straddle across them, your knees on their arms,
Throw a couple of punches that hurt and harms.

Serving Suggestions

Smile around others, and spread your charm,
Be sure neither of you sounds the alarm.
And just when everything is under your control,
Dig into the delicious, mouth-watering casserole.
Your loyal partner prepared it behind the scenes,
With a helping of antifreeze mixed in with the proteins.

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Week 8 Prompt
Incorporate all the required cards into a single poem.

Prompt Card:
Create a poem that is a recipe, but not for food.

Word Cards:
No word cards this week.

Wild Card
Interesting Mood: Sinister Whimsy