MPFA (Make Poetry Funny Again) {e:Laugh}

A Limerick (sorta) full of sarcasm insults fun and pun

A polite and trite canuck full of frostbite-Slight
Who lives up north in a block of ice is as cool as a cucumber on a sweltering August summers Night.
Wants some sinful poetry with humor fun and pun
Break poetic commandments! Hell No-No, No way I say, I’d rather shovel Eskimo Donkey Dung.
Or throw a bushy tailed squirrel into traffic just for fun on a winter solstice blackened night.