DT in WDC

Although, we were in bed together, but I nominated my friend first, ahead of myself.

DT in WDC

Never, in my life

I've cheated, or lied

Swore on the book

And then denied

As for that island

I must tell you

Journalists lie

More than I do

All of the photos

Showing my face

Are fake, cause I

Don't know the place

When, nominated

For a Nobel prize

It came to me as

A total surprise

Give it to me, or else

For what it's worth

I'll wage wars on all

Countries on Earth

This is the way how

All things should be

Just remember who

Nominated me

This planet, is mine

And I am it's king

Others must kneel

And kiss my ring