Brad's Fort

A haunted castle proves difficult to conquer

Brad’s Fort is a big castle
Once with knights and soldiers full
Damya conquered it one year
And now it is like a tear

The gargoyles are all alive
Against a thousand men they thrive
A woman’s voice is singing songs
A frail man catalogues wrongs

There’s a wrestler in the treasure room
No Damyan can beat
A lovely duchess on the sheet
Who’ll drink one’s blood neat

A game of basketball with someone’s head
The priests are all found dead
Winter comes to Brad’s Fort
With not a Damyan in court