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Daily 9/19/2025

My pay up until this point?
Halloween candy.
Miniature.

I always work alone.
My office?
Halfway sinecure.

Half because unlike Megh_n & Harr_;
I should be paid well.
Instead honorary.

Things no longer work like this.
I am harassed.
They reap my benefits.

I do the work.
Take the blame.
Claim I am insolvent?

The buildings I own?
Tenants stay?
Doors revolving?

UPS just delivered me a box.
A test for colon cancer.
I did not order this!
Need in my ass for answers?

My roommate just read this asked if the last part was true. Yes, these idiots just delivered me a colon cancer test.
I am not a stripper.
I am not vegan.
Idiots.