Demigod conversations

What it could've been like to be a demigod.

Perseus: So... I get a happy ending and do something with my life, and I die. But you...
Heracles: Get to be a God? Yeah, I do. I guess I'm better than you?
Dionysus: Do I-
Perseus: DIONYSUS, I DO NOT CARE THAT YOU LIVED ON THE LAND FOR MOST OF YOUR CHILDHOOD! YOU DO NOT COUNT AS A DEMIGOD! LEAVE THE "DEMIGODS OF ZEUS" CONVERSATION!
Amphion: May I say,
Zethus: Just because he can't decay,
Amphion: does not mean that he,
Zethus: does not feel the isolency.
Amphion: That we fe-
Perseus, Heracles, Dionysus, Arcus, Helen, and Deucalion: ZIP YOUR PIE HOLES! YOU SOUND LIKE CHILDREN OF APOLLO!
Amphion: Well, I for one,
Zethus: Think that when it's all said and done,
Amphion: That we wi-
Perseus: And that's all the time we have for today, folks!
Amphion: But we-
Heracles: I hope you all have a great time in the Underworld!
Zethus: There's still-
Dionysus: Come, brother, let us go home! Have fun, everyone!
Amphion: Bu-
Heracles: Never call me your brother again.