Grab it by the wotsits

When life is messing you about, treating you badly, here is some sage advice.

When life throws everything at you, and you can't get out the way
Then “Grab it by the wotsits”, is what I like to say.
Don't prevaricate just worryin', and wonderin' what to do,
Just “Grab it by the wotsits”, make it know that you
Ain't the sort to roll over, nor take it lying down,
You'll “Grab it by the wotsits”, you ain't no bleedin' clown,
and show it just what's wotsits, tell it the way to go,
Then life will soon roll over, which only goes to show!