Receiving Them: A Gift So Dubious

A comedic poem about gift-giving - a rhyming poem.

Holding true to every claim;
Classic player, hall of shame -
Maybe on the walls of fame -
A bottle more, it finally came.

Boom or bust, decision time -
Gotta trust and know what’s prime -
May not always be sublime,
Follow through to abject crime!

Just receive him, action’s great -
Put a bow, use gift wrap, Mate!
Once accepted, called a trait,
Voices carried, home by freight…

Knowing what we have to do,
Dispatch gravy, rummage through -
Captive actors seeming true;
Visit people, how they boo…