Miss Tabitha Devine

The very personification of sloth

Nothing was too little trouble
For Miss Tabitha Devine.
She'd try to do less for you,
But she couldn't spare the time.
And she's standing steady forwards
To leave in all the stops.
At doing nothing quickly,
Miss Tabitha is tops.
She'd reducing all her efforts,
To forgo the extra mile.
And she wouldn't say she's lazy,
But then, she's in denial.