Kids and Kings

A child's point of view (fiction!) (Winner, Cramp)

"Do we still have Kings and Queens?"

"Yes, and they are full of beans."

The child gasped - such large crowds!

"Are they going to make the rules?"

"Yes, and wear the family jewels."

The child watched as they kowtowed and fawned

And then, giggled - 'coz Louis yawned!

William winked, and Harry smiled,

Thus beguiling the curious child.

The crowed cheered, on a day so sunny

The new King rose - he waved from the balcony

And then the entertainment couldn't be beat

The king's wife was standing because she couldn't find her seat!

Yes, in all the hula-hoopla,

They'd forgotten a chair for Camilla!

She stood there, not knowing what to do

There was a buzz, a little hulabaloo.

Then, the Archbishop of Canturbury

Dreading the royal fury

Gave up his own chair

And all was peaceful there!