If Ned Land and Captain Nemo Had a Fight

This is from the book "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea".

chapter 1: Cutlet Fever

Ned Land: I WANT CUTLETS
Captain Nemo: Sir, I do not have "cutlets" and neither do I wish to go on land for some.
Ned Land: What do I care? I want the cutlets, and I will swim a 20,000 leagues for some
Captain Nemo: as you wish, but I will not get on land.
Ned Land: I will take my harpoon and swim to land for my stomach's sake.