To Be A Christmas Werewolf

A silly Christmas themed horror poem. I can hear Bing Crosby singing this strangely.

To Be A Christmas Werewolf


Oh, I'd love to be a Christmas Werewolf
Crashing through the trees all trimmed in lights
I'd love to be a Christmas Werewolf
Just to have a scream less silent night.
Oh! Ho! The mistle toe,
Happy I would be,
Getting to hold and bite my lover,
near a blood drenched Christmas tree!
I'd love to be a Christmas Werewolf
I'd make my lists and check them twice
Bring great toys, to the good girls and boys
But the bad kids I bet taste real nice.
Oh! Ho! Watch them go,
dashing in the night
it would be fun to chase my friends
beneath the full moon light.
I'd love to be a Christmas Werewolf
dashing across the rooftops on late that night.
And on New Year's day,
I'll get to play,
with my new wolf friends
all night!

Merry Christmas!
And a Happy Newwwoooooo Year!