TIMMY KIMBLE LEAVING HIS TALK SHOW

Crabs celebrate Timmy Kimble leaving his talk show.

May in the year twenty thirty
The internet announced
That Timmy Kimble
Overly opinionated
Liberal talk show host
Is leaving his
Late night
Talk show.

While on the beaches
Of Florida, at night
From the Atlantic Ocean
To the Gulf of Mexico,
To celebrate Jimmy
Leaving his talk show
Crabs come out of the water
Carrying on a stick,
Effigies of
Timmy Kimble
Which they got on the beach
And set it on fire.
And then,
The crabs circle around
The effigy, which on fire,
Carrying sign that said
Good riddance, Timmy.
Go away, Timmy.

And now,
Lobsters come out of the water
To protest against the crabs.
The network,
Timmy's talk show is on,
Is going to find another
Host who's just opinionated
As old Timmy,
And Jimmy will find
Other outlet for his opinions.
The crabs won't win.