Cosmos's Months of the Year

the months of the year according to Cosmos

January signifies the beginning of the year
February signifies the depth of winter
March launches March Madness
April the cruelest of all months - the tax man cometh for us all
May showers us with sweet flowers of love
June brings the summer season
July brings us July 4th picnics
August brings us the heat of hell on earth
September begins the cooling season
October brings autumn splendor
November brings political madness every four years
December ends the year with snow covering the land