Birds On AWire

Funny, the life of two birds

I've just been electrocuted
It shot right up my bum
My eyes they have gone cross-eyed
And my tongue it feels oh so numb

My feathers they are stood on end
I feel my life is ending
This telephone wire is killing me
With calls people are sending

Can't you feel it B-jay
You looked so chilled sat there
Sitting there just staring
Like you don't really care

I need to get down quickly
Before I set on fire
All these shocks right up my butt
Is not what I desire

I know that your not feeling it
C'mon let's head off home
Cause written on my headstone
Will be "Killed by telephone"