Not as young as I used to be! 4-23-2021 |
| Of Poetry and Three-year-olds Have to write a poem but my brain hurts. In fact, all of me hurts. Three-year-olds weigh much more than they used to. Most of my brain is listening to hear if the great-grandson is awake yet. According to 'Mom', he'll sleep until 8. Except, like Hoyle, and Murphy, nothing has gone 'according to Mom.' Have I grown so old that memory is faulty? I do not remember my kids ever being so 'temper-tantrum-y,' but that was then and this is the new age of reasoning with a child who hasn't reached the age of reason to begin with. 1. No. You may not throw anything inside. Throwing stuff is outside stuff. 2. When it is cold enough to snow, you must wear a jacket and have shoes on. 3. No. You may not write on walls, doors, yourself, floors, or ceilings. With ANYthing. 4. Water stays inside the tub. 5 Grams doesn't like being bitten, kicked, scratched, or hit. 6. Temper tantrums: see rule number 1. 6:34 and he's up, and full of good morning smiles. Poems are silenced by nursery rhymes. |