The Willy Wonka Seuss Widget Factory

They can build anything where my husband works... - 4-7-2021

The Willy Wonka Seuss Widget Factory



Fabrication taken to new levels.
Apparently, they don't need dimensions
or overall sizes or measured print.
Drawn on a napkin two-thirds
of the way past the Christmas party.
Send it off:
it's the Widget Factory
after all.
They can build anything.

Gizmos and gadgets,
thing-a-ma-gummies galore.
What-cha-ma-call-its
only take a day more.

No clue what it is
or what it is for--
but he managed to build it
on the shop floor..
It might be a funnel
for really big slurpies,
or a resizing gizmo
for recalcitrant Murphys.
A baffle? An oil pan?
Perhaps a sprocket collector.
Or maybe a really big
sproingback injector.

Gizmos and gadgets,
thing-a-ma-gummies galore.
What-cha-ma-call-its
only take a day more.