She'd never seen anything like it.

Well, she hadn't!

Green and blue hats, too big to fit
She'd never seen anything like it.
Chocolates that grew as you chew - bit by bit
She'd never seen anything like it.

A target that nobody could ever hit
She'd never seen anything like it.
Gigantic pencils, all done up in a kit
She'd never seen anything like it.

Fifty-three lanterns that were always lit
She'd never seen anything like it.
Nursery school children who knew how to knit
She'd never seen anything like it.

Tomatoes that floated in a lake in a pit
She'd never seen anything like it.
Rabbits that jumped rope forever and never quit
She'd never seen anything like it.

A poem of nonsense, without any wit
She'd never seen anything like it.
Lines just strung together, silliest ever writ
She'd never seen anything like it.