Hen Night

Flash Fiction

"You're under arrest!"

"Ooh, are you gonna put the handcuffs on me?"

"Do I need to, Miss?"

"Oh, definitely, that's all part of the fun."

"Get 'em off, get 'em off."

"Hands off ladies, or I'll have to arrest you for assault on a Police Officer."

"Takes it seriously, doesn't he?"

"This is a serious matter. I am arresting Miss Haddon on suspicion of bank robbery."

"Miss Who?"

"You are Veronica Haddon, aren't you?"

"No, I'm Jeanie Ross."

"You look like the woman in the photo."

"You must be kidding, she's at least ten years older."

"You're not the stripper, are you?"

"No, I am not. But I've a feeling Veronica Haddon might be getting an eyeful about now."

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