15 ways to amuse a psychopath...

Writer's Cramp

You could ...
Do away with your boss,
It would only take a cough,
Say goodbye to your lover,
Send him back to his mother.

Create a new kind of poison,
Use it for doing the boys in,
Do some target practise,
Raise a giant cactus.

Decorate the living room
With blood from a virgin's womb,
Sharpen knives, polish guns,
Watch the CCTV reruns

Of your previous crimes.
And when midnight chimes,
Leave your shelter
A hundred times.

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You never know,
You might meet me one day ...

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