Copper

This is a poem about my dog. For the record I don’t write poems.

Hi I am Copper,
A silent fart dropper,
I bark at every leaf that blows by,
You never know maybe they are an evil spy.

My humans sometimes torture me,
The pets I get aren’t enough you see,
I only sleep because I care.
Why do you think I leave around my hair?!

My names is Copper,
And I must say,
I am a good boy most every day!

So stupid human can’t you see,
I need someone to pamper me!