short poems

poems about creatures horrific and humorous

GEORGY

Georgy was a willow beast.
He had eight eyeballs just at least.
Although as harry as he was
All George said was cuz
As he grew older he got a machete!
He named it teddy!
Soon Georgy grew old and fat
Now he is just called a cat.

MY BEARD

People think I am weird,
just because I have beard.
It is hard to know what to say
when people think that way.
So I traveled the ocean,
swallowed the sea!
But people still laugh at me.
One day I thought to myself,
where could I be admired?
the travel would make me quite tired
But I was determined to be adored.
I set out to the u.s.a to find me a zoo!
They spotted me out,
caged me in!
Said penguins aren't supposed to look this way.
so now i'm known as the penguin quite weird,
the penguins who back has a beard .