say yah to da up eh

a Yooper is a native to the U,P,

way up north where the air is cold
its where yooper's live, that's what I'm told
they grow on you kind of like mold
I'm just kidding they're not that old

once you cross the mighty mac
there really is no turning back
so grab a pasty for a snack
sit back, relax, and watch da Pack

the stormy kromer is a good old cap
worn by yooper's who like to yap
be careful of da yooper's tourist trap
get too close and it will go snap!

as an apple knocker you will see
from Munising to Menominee
or anywhere else in da U,P,
what being a Yooper means to me.