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Rated: E · User Poll · News · #2194054

Random scenario poll, humorously checking people's attitudes on altruism

Poll Question:
Howdy all. Random scenario brought about by a discussion with a friend of mine based on a VERY random dream. If I were randomly transformed into a copy of the Sunday newspaper of your preferred choice & delivered to your doorstep, WHAT, would you do? Enjoy. Haha
Poll Options:
      Freak out and end up in an insane asylum
      Pick me up, try to communicate with me, fail and read me and recycle me
      Shrug, bring me inside, toss me on your table and read & recycle me
      Happily bring me inside to be the household Sunday paper, free newspaper, can't beat that.
      Immediately throw me into your recycling, you don't read the newspaper
      Read me over coffee with your significant other and eventually recycle me.
      Read me and save me for starting a fire at some point.
      Frame me and keep around as a decoration
      Dedicate ALL your time and money to helping me turn back
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