Not a good Knight!

A light hearted poem about a knight and his damsel in distress!

Upon his steed, the valiant knight
In his armour , shining bright
His trusty sword within his hand
He then set forth across the land

To find his lady captured there,
Within the evil Dragon's lair
But what he found was quite a surprise,
A very strange sight befell his eyes

The Dragon unconcious, upon the sand
And his fair damsel with a pot in her hand
She looked quite annoyed, her face was quite red
The knight knew that anger and turned tail and fled

There is a moral to my story you see,
NEVER cross a lady who has PMT