Elections Are All The Same, But There is a Remedy (2nd Place in Journey Thru Genres |
| This was an entry in "Journey Through Genres: Official Contest" in November 2018. I am honored to report that it came in second! This is a 20 Line limerick with a AABBA rhyme scheme. T'is the election of a lifetime, they proclaim more of the overblown, hysterical same One side slings some dirt, Other side does equal hurt - until the next predictable play of the voting game The ads we can't flee are a virtual hoot, Each says the other is in lowdown cahoots With each one it's clear couldn't be plainer this year I'd like to give both parties the toe of my boot! They insult us, the citizenry calling entitlements "benefits," you see each faction it seems will squash all our dreams saved by the right vote, we'll supposedly be! You can apply this to every two years Taking advantage, they play on our fears To hide is a choice Choose vote, have a voice Drown the result with a Guinness, some fine beers! 20 Lines |