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Stuff I think of out loud.
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It seems I'm incapable of doing anything unless it's on a list.
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Love is Like a Butterfly
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I rhymed Kama Sutra with Heimlich Manoeuvre, that's got to be worth a read, lol.
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Spit or Swallow
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A man has a decision to make.
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A Garden Gnome's Lament
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There's gnome business like show business.
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Internet dating
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The perils of internet dating, that is.
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Up all night
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Contest entry with the prompt, Up All Night.
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Passing on
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Not new, first posted several years ago.
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