Self Sell

An online dating description.

Some people just look better in the dark. I don’t mean pitch black dark.
You know, subdued lighting,candle light- that sort of thing. I happen to
be one of those people. I’m not “put a bag over her head” ugly, mind
you. But sunlight, bright room light...well, they are not my friends.
That’s alright though, I kind of like the shadows. In them, I’m almost
slim. No, really. If I wear dark clothing & stay in the shadows, I’m an
attractive, slim middle-aged (if I live to be a hundred) woman. Did I
mention that, if I wear five inch heels, I’m tall? So, ok- I’m an
attractive, tall, slim middle-aged woman with a great personality (when
I’m not being a bitch). No, really-as I’ve gotten older-it seems that my
bitchiness doesn’t come out near as often as it used to. At least that’s
the way I see it. So, I’m an attractive, tall, slim middle-aged woman
with a great personality and a terrific sense of humor. Well, most of
the time anyway. But, enough about me. Tell me about yourself, but be
honest! I can’t stand people that can’t be honest with themselves, can
you?