CHUCK

A light-hearted look at woodchucksand the rhyme associated with them

If a woodchuck could chuck wood,
how far would the wood go?
If a woodchuck cvould indeed chuck.
( who gives a crap? )
Would a woodchuck chuck good,
large wood or small wood
or medium?but could he chuck it good?

If a woodchuck could not chuck wood,
what would a woodchuck chuck?
A woodchuck might chuck food;
but could he chuck it good?
For a woodchuck to chuck,
must he be in the mood?
What if a woodchuck tried and failed,
would it spoil his chucking mood?
It might just ruin a woodchuck's dream,
so that all hes is brood,
to know as near as I can tell,
a woodchuck cannot chuck
wood good.