A Vegetarian Toast

I'm a pretty strong vegetarian. This poem explains why.

Here's to all the animals who died so we can eat
Cows and sheep and pigs and chickens ending up as meat

Here's to modern farming, so efficient in its way
Veal pens and battery hens that must be made to pay

Here's to all the lorry drivers - all prepared to earn
Transporting frightened animals down a road of no return

Here's to all the slaughter-men, with guts enough to do it
Butchering in the slaughter-house, bloody water running through it

And here's to pet-food processing that takes away the waste
All the unseen horrors that would take away the taste

But here's to vegetarianism - food that's just as good
As any chunks of animal, running in its blood

Here's to all the soya beans, salad, fruits and grains
Without any risk of BSE damaging our brains

But the choice is for each one of us
E N J O Y !