Knocked Up by Those Metaling Kids

Album: Stressing the Importance of Listening to your Teen (and Other Fun Topics)

Why...(WHY IS LOVE) SO GOD DAMNED CONFUSING???????

Your boy thinks he's in love (Yeah, that's called a boner)
He thinks he's found his one and only
Too bad he doesn't know, that life is full of bologna!
(Listen boy, you get a girl pregnant and I will kill you)


It makes no sense, you think you know, but really you just want to fuck!
You'll understand it, I know you will, but that will have to wait 'till your about 22!
You will get it, trust me man!
I know you will, you've simply got to
(Before you kill us all! *screams*)


Your girl, she's young and pretty,
suddenly she wants to go out to a party!
(Silly girl, doesn't she know?)
That the boys just want your titties?


I hope you'll get it (They've got to learn)
How do they not get it?
Just give it a few more years, they'll grow out of it (how long must we wait?)
Before we go insane?


Now they are a couple, a beautiful one at that!
At least until the girly of the two starts getting quite the belly.
(Oops! Nathan, did you use a condom?)
(Oh Fuckberries!)


*Laughter*
Ahh, teens are funny!