Wild Wednesday

In response to a prompt. A little too close to the truth for comfort.

Please, I have no idea how to be wild.
As a kid, I was always the good child.
The boys were fearless and really cool.
I listened to Mama and obeyed every rule.
I did my homework, got a good report card.
Pleasing my teachers wasn’t very hard.
Now I’m gown-up and things are the same.
My life is quite simple and way too tame.
A walk on the wild side is what I’d like to do.
But I’ll need an accomplice. How about you?