Near your house

Melo-drama

I wuz wawking , near your house , thee other day ,

Win a big dog came out & chased me away !

I ran thru your gangway , &

Wut did I see ?

It wuz U ,with no cloze on ,

Stairing out at me !

Wut were u duing thair ?

At your windoe cumpleteley bair !

Maybe U had 2 much 2 drink !

Or maybe U just diddint think ?...