Sober In Drunkland

Poem for Lexi's Poetry Contest

Sober In Drunkland

So what's wrong with being stone sober in Drunkland?
It's not always so great to be drunk in that skunk land
Although you might miss out on lots of nice wine
You'll also be able to walk a straight line
And while you may not act quite like a wild rover
You likely won't end up with quite the hangover
So next time you vote not to drink that big pour
At least you won't struggle to find your front door
Though skipping the beer may take will power and striving
At party's long end you'll still be good for driving