Poem set #6

Three Limericks this time

There once was a man from calcutta,
who was always sleeping in the gutta(gutter)
but then one day
the rain washed him away
and then he smelled so much butta(better)

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I once had a bird that could speak
but ugly things came out of his beak,
so i sold him instead
and bought me some bread,
That way i'd have something to eat!

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There once was a lady from Wales
who was always telling tall tales,
and as it turns out
she had a serious lying problem
and had to go to therapy for it