The Conversation

He's trying to sell her an umbrella but she's a better salesman

(Write a story or poem using all dialogue, nothing else. No dialogue tags, either! *Wink* It must be written so the reader knows exactly who is talking.)

Hello, Miss, can I interest you in a new umbrella ?
What, no thanks, it's probably loaded with salmonella.
Salmonella, that's food poisoning
Oh you poison food too, how annoying.
No, no, I don't know what you're talking about
I'm just trying to sell you an umbrella.
What do you mean, do I have a fella ?
Fella, I said umb... oh never mind
Never mind, are you trying to malign me
What ?
First you stop me, then you threaten me with food poisoning,
want to know if I'm in a relationship,why don't you come right out
and ask me out to dinner, with drinks and dancing afterwards.
Listen lady I...what, what did you just say?
Oh well if your not interested, I'll be on my way
Wait, wait a minute, do you want to go out, out with me?
Here, here's my address, you can pick me up at eight, I'm Lola
Well Lola, I'm Drew, at eight, I'll be there for you