Captian Winky

A poem about bravery and masculinity.

Captain Winky

Captain Winky was a hard man
Who sailed the seven seas
Loved women, guzzled grog
Did whatever he pleased!

He plundered and stole
From all he ever met
Whenever he fancied
For whatever he could get!

He had a big crew
Over which he had full control
Ten thousand million men or more!
Or so it had been told

One night on the seas
Thieves attacked his ship!
His crew, all captured!
His plunder, all sized!

Captain Winky stood upright!
Danger he never feared
He saved his crew, got back his gold
Then sailed on into morning’s daylight!