The Christmas Ball

A party crasher fails again

Glittens!
I should have known
It's happening again

Snood!
My Elf disguise
Won't fool the Elf Guardsdmen

Knook!
They've got me now
But what did they detect?

Bloink!
My Yoga socks
They were my one defect

Tollk!
No real Elf
Would ever ever sport

Yoga socks!
On this big night
To dance in Santa's court

Fiddle Sticks!
The Elf F Word
Oops! I let it fall!

Perhaps next year
I'll get it right
And crash the Christmas Ball