The Witch Undone

Poem about a witch who has everything go wrong

THE WITCH UNDONE

Some eerie magic's
Going round
Where hat should be
A pumpkin's found!

My broomstick's gone?
Oh my my!
Without it
I will never fly

Make a potion
I cannot,
My cauldron's now
a candy pot!

A spell could fix this
in a pop
But woe! my spells
Are all now flops!

The witches coven
Says I'm through!
No powers for me
It just won't do!

Alas they took
My powers away
My witchly beauty
Gone to stay

Look in that mirror
A spot that's dark?
My wart's become
A beauty mark!

My snarling lips
Now like sweet fruit!
My crooked nose
Now button cute!

My dumpy figure
Now has curves!
My greasy hair?
Now blond with verve!

Well maybe as a witch
I'm done
But look out Hollywood
Here I come!