Equal Opportunity

A little ditty inspired by a few characters I know.

She's an equal opportunity gossip
Tells you everybody's business
Then asks you how you are

She's an equal opportunity dictator
Rude and disrespectful to all
Then demands their respect

He's an equal opportunity player
Got games going in fifteen fields
Then he breaks fifteen hearts

She's an equal opportunity backstabber
Will throw anyone under the bus
Then she expects recognition

He's an equal opportunity liar
Such a pro that he believes himself
Then he demands honesty

You're an equal opportunity sage
Wise enough to see their pain
Then never take it personally