Yeti Man

Oh to own a Yeti cooler

I am a Yeti man, I deserve the very best.
My cooler cost ten times more than that little Igloo chest.

I am a Yeti man, I need the very best.
An Igloo is just a cooler, mine passed the Grizzly bear test.

Yes, I am a Yeti man, no bears are on my beach.
That's ok by me,
with a three hundred dollar cooler within my reach.

Yes, I am a Yeti man, I deserve the very best.
My cooler weighs five times more than that little Igloo chest.

With ten pounds of ice in mine,
I've got twenty-five pounds to lug.
With ten pounds in an Igloo,
There's only fourteen to tug.

You see, I am a Yeti man, an Igloo just won't do.
I'd save too much money,
And be uncool like you.