A parody of "White Christmas" - Day 5, Christmas in July |
| White Cutlass I'm dreaming of a white Cutlass; an Oldsmobile was my first car. My chrome wheels glistened, On my 8-track I listened to Dwayne Eddy playing surf guitar. I'm dreaming of a white Cutlass, four on the floor, white Naugahyde. I'd put the top down and just ride cruising the strip, you by my side. I'm dreaming of a white Cutlass; an Oldsmobile was my first car. My chrome wheels glistened, On my 8-track I listened to Dwayne Eddy playing surf guitar. I'm dreaming of a white Cutlass convertible with high end specs, when summer days seemed less complex and the backseat had room for sex. An entry for Day 5, "Invalid Item" Prompt: Write a parody of the song White Christmas and make sure it has a twist on it for summer time. |