Pink and Polka Dot Met at Tea

I visualize two not quite with it elderly ladies who are friends meeting

Pink and Polka Dot ran into each other at tea
Said Pink I don't think we have met I've been out to sea
Well Polka Dot blinked took a deep breath and winked
As she started to sing her reply

Sang Miss Polka Dot to her friend Pink
I love your new hair but I really don't think
The shade of your shirt quite agrees
Now where did you leave your bees?

Well Pink took one look at her friend and said
Mercy me I mistook you for me
I really must say you do have quite a way
With the lads and gentlemen friends

We really must do this again sometime soon
Pink murmured to her friend Polka Dot
I have an idea let's meet here again
Next year at a quarter to three.