Survivin & Thrivin!

A "Parody" of Survival Guides [Not Complete]

SURVIVIN & THRIVIN

Flat Surface Of Content.

Section 1:
Title Slide  1
Guide to the guide  1
Flat Surface of Content  2
Section 1.5:
Materials: Slide 4.
Section 2:
Heat Source: Slide 5-6
Section 3:
Shelter: Slide 7-8
Section 4:
Water: Slide 9

What You'll Need:

Seriously, you will need
Everything we mention here, if you don’t have or obtain it, this guide will be useless to you.
We are assuming you’re not dumb and are prepared for any situation!

JAXARTS LTD* Takes no responsibility
For your death because you ignored this list of crap that you’re definitely going to need.

* A tarp… or tent or something similar
* Rations, enough to last you awhile.
* Clothing, always have extra
* A first aid kit or similar
* A pot, or bucket or both.
* A lot of water, preferably in reusable bottles
* A backpack. For storage.
* Your brain.
* If possible, a map of the location you’re heading to.
* A compass, always.

Creating a Heat Source

DISCLAIMER:

Normally you would want to make a shelter or something first…
But nobody said this guide would make chronological sense.
If somebody did, they were lying, and we here at [JAXARTS Ltd.]
Take absolutely no responsibility for that obvious lie.