Fantasy

Another Toxic Dr. Silverstein poem

I'm mad as a hatter and crazy as a loon
I eat with my knife and I cut with my spoon
I drink from my plate and eat outta my cup
And I walk down the stairs when I wanna go up
I go through the entrance when I wanna go out
And I close my mouth when I let out a shout
I go out the exit when I wanna come in
I hug my enemies and I slap my friends
I put socks on my hands and gloves on my feet
I make a big mess when I'm being neat
I'm the most backwards person you ever will see
But what can I say that's just me being me

Yes I hold the world at my fingertips
And the most beautiful sounds come from my lips
Everything I touch turns into gold
Heck next to me... all of you look old
There's nothing I do that isn't right
I place the moon and the stars at night
I'll tell you right now I am never wrong
And there isn't a place that I don't belong
Everyone loves me I tell you it's true
You better not lie cause you know that you do too
What can I say you get what you see
Hi I am Heather welcome to my fantasy