Frosty and the Leaf Blower

twisted carol contest

Frosty the snow man is not a happy soul,
He got a hat and a corn cob pipe,
But his eyes aren't just plain coal.

Frosty the snow man, his eyes are glowing red,
He chased me down into the town,
And now i'm hiding in a shed.

Frosty's hat was not just silk and black,
Attached to it is an evil spirit
And now Frosty wants me dead.

Oh Frosty, what's that sitting in the corner
It looks slightly rusty, but i'm pretty trusting
That the leaf blower still works.

Now watch Frosty as he sprints on down the lane,
He's lost an arm and whoops! a leg
Check out my leaf blower go!