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Is it time to retire? |
| Dressed in a Venus gray velvet body suits, we step onto the stage. We listen, we watch as our adoring fans shout in their made-up Venusian slang-language "Velvet Venusians!" "Velvet Venusians!" "Velvet Venusians!" and then begin removing various pieces of clothing. I sigh, I glance to my right and then to my left; I can tell by looking at Vel and Vet that they are as tired as I am. In case you haven't already guessed, I'm Venus the leader of this aging legendary (at least in the minds of our groupies) multi-platinum record downloading band of iconic interplanetary stars. I think it's time we had ourselves cloned, so that we can secretly retire (without losing any of our obscene and excessive wealth) to one of the outer colonies. |